The Greatest story of all time

so all you have to do is add on to the story... but never finish it..always leave room for the next person to come by and work on the story. I guess i will start it off

So there once was this peasant who was from the land Moria and he traveled for miles and days to find this great peace of land he settled it and named it the New Dawn. Then as he started his building he was interrupted by......

...a fleet of green creatures without arms. Headed by them was a one with a crown and cape, also a nametag that said bob. King bob was very angry to find someone building on his land. So mad he blew up, in front of all of his followers. he followers blamed the builder for this and....

...went to go buy some diamond weapons so that....

he could decorate his houses with them since he thought diamond looked nice. Next day, the peasant...

decided to present a certain present in this present to King Bob, which contained a...

which contained a .... compressed stack of 64 TNT and said "Have a taste of your own medicine,"
Then he ...

Cliche'?

swiftly nommed the TNT and grew to an enormous size. Doing so, he...

became a sculpture made of mossy cobble stone.

which spawned more green things with no arms!

They jumped up and down repeatedy Demanding the king bring them cake.

But notch has not yet implemented the cake, so it was a lie.

So then a hero amongst the common people rose up, proclaiming that he would go on an epic quest to find the cake. His name was Soto. He chose as his companions Derek the Brave, Redd the Strong, and Coqri the Compassionate. And bearing the well wishes of the cake lovers, they set out to find the Cake of Legends....

...While traveling through the Forest of Scandalous Spruces, the group of brave adventurers encountered a horde of zombies and skeletons! Soto drew his blade and shouted "....

All makt åt tengil vår befriare!

None of the others truly understood his words but they interpreted them as "let's invite the undead to a picnic." And so they did. They got out the pork, bread and milk. With his blade, Soto cut the bread. Coqri gave everyone a pork sandwich and a bucket of milk (yep, they drink milk in buckets...).

The undead did not appreciate the adventurers misuse of steel. They immediately rose up, with the incomprehensible battle cry of "Bevara våra världar resurser!" and...

Started to beat the heroes with slimy yellow maces!....

So Coqri, thinking fast, grabbed the pot of water set over the cooking fire, and swung it at the undead attackers. The water went everywhere, and.....

They began to hiss, and grow....

and then the undead merged together, forming a giant creeper, smoke billowing out its "ears"....

The giant creeper then picked up heroes and swallowed them, all seemed lost but....

(hmmm, you might be screwed here)

Adrian the Strong did the only thing he could think of. Falling through the darkness of the creeper's belly, he wound up, and MAN PUNCHED the creeper from inside it's gut.....

Igor watched as the creeper exploded from his lawn chair outside, then as everyone came out covered in creeper slime, he laughed..

the heroes were safe, except Adrian lost his hand, and they were all badly burnt.....

But then, after the Giant Creeper when boooooooom.... 100Million baby creepers came out, grow into ...