3 Word Story [Game]

How to play, continue the story using 3 words, and only 3 words, no more, no less.

If you would like to say something during the story, yet make it not apart of the story, please put it in brackets underneath your 3 words.

Example:
1. Once there was
2. an old chocolate
3. man that decided
4. to eat a
5. creeper. He than

etc...

We'll see how many twists and turns the story decides to take, maybe ever page have a re-cap so people can read through it easy. Good luck!

I'll start with:

Once upon a...

that liked penguins

a cheap good

oranges that smack

Mike Hawk really

hairy creeper toy
[like the minecraft merchandise thing they're selling]

. One day he

[ they sell creepy hairy toys now? xD ]

ate a banana

[yeah, like teddy bears but creeper]

yet suddenly chocked

[ That's literally creepy. Why would you want to wake up to a furry creeper next to you. xD ]

on the banana

and he started