Jokes Section

**MrSpoon** 2011-03-31, 10:01 am

Post your jokes up here cos I think we could all do with a laugh. Doesn't matter if you got them off the internet or they ain't your own just get em up here! Razz

I'll start the ball rolling shall I?

What is the similarity between a side salad and pubic hair?

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**skeletonboy** 2011-03-31, 11:30 am

Looks like this is going to the pit of derp pretty quickly...

**MrSpoon** 2011-03-31, 1:43 pm

well that was a hell of alot of support! thanks skele Razz

**ballnazor** 2011-03-31, 2:52 pm

Herp Herp, this is going to the pit of derp!

**MrSpoon** 2011-03-31, 2:58 pm

damn you all!!!!

ryuukazu 2011-04-05, 7:16 pm

Boy: Lets play the firetruck game

Girl: How do you play?

Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say redlight when you want me to stop

Girl: Ok Smile

*Few seconds* REDLIGHT!

Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for redlights Wink

Blind_Merc 2011-04-05, 7:20 pm

My friend found loads of jokes and was sending me heaps, this was one of them:

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her hand.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her breast.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" and he takes off her clothes.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" and he sticks his you know what into her you know where.
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest, after a few minutes: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"