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D.E.R.P. The future of our world.
2011-04-06, 3:38 pm
Once upon a time, in some derped up time in the future, fluffy radioactive bunnies will take over the world. They will first launch a small assault against the weakened Libya in the year 2014. When Libya has fallen, they will assume worldwide recognition and become a minor world power. The Rad-B's, as they like to be called, will then dredge up any and all resources in Libya. When the ground is nothing but churned up dirt and sand, they will look on to other countries.
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2011-04-06, 3:46 pm
The Rad-B's will move out to attack Algeria, Mali, and Niger. By the year 2038 the Rad-B's will have become the Dominion of Earden's Revolution Population, or D.E.R.P. After the D.E.R.P. has defeated the entire north-west of Africa, they will move down to secure the entire continent. Europe and Asia will close their borders and the U.N. will declare D.E.R.P. to be a threat to humanity as a whole.
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2011-04-06, 3:55 pm
The D.E.R.P. will eventually conquer all of Africa. When they do, they will launch an all out assault against Europe. Europe will not have the technology to defeat the Rad-B's, as their horribly mutated and fluffy bodies will be immune to pain, most bullets, and all radioactive weapons. The Europeans have no hope to defeat them in melee combat, as the Rad-B's have Brute Bunnies who's muscles and skin were thickened and morphed by radiation into rock hard, large behemoths of their former selves. Europe will fall by 2056. It will be a true massacre.
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2011-04-06, 4:05 pm
The United States will begin to launch their bombs on major cities in both Africa and Europe, where the D.E.R.P. reside. The D.E.R.P. will become enrages and move out against Asia. Asia will deal major blows to the D.E.R.P. by self destructing the nuclear reactors that the Rad-B's feed from ( besides their enemies' flesh, of course ). The D.E.R.P. will easily destroy Asia, but their main goal will be to get to north-east Russia. They make a b-line to the Bering Straight, and they spread apart to quickly conquer Asia. The war for Asia will last only 7 months, in which there will be 1.98 billion casualties on the Human side.
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2011-04-06, 4:13 pm
D.E.R.P. will then gather all of their radioactive geniuses to form a plan to attack the United States. They call for a mass execution of all humans in D.E.R.P. occupied land and then call all Rad-B's to north-east Russia. They form a bridge of human bodies across the Bering Straight, straight to Alaska. The Alaskans, being the... err... Alaskans they are, pull out guns and hockey sticks and attack the Rad-B's as they are building. Thy are pushed back for a short time, till they teach the Brute Bunnies how to tie the human intestines together to make the bridge. The Brute Bunnies then finish the bridge and decimate Alaska.
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2011-04-06, 4:25 pm
Obama, who is still the President as the country has been far to concerned with war to elect another, will order the full drafting of every American to hold the border between Canada and the main body of the U.S. The Rad-B's, anticipating this, will then send in their Water-Breathing-Brute-Bunnies to attack the west coast. As part of the American front line pushed back to the west coast, the Rad-B's attack the weakened section of the Line, easily pushing past. Most Brute-Bunnies are sent to flank the Americans from behind. When the Line has fallen, the D.E.R.P. will assault the areas of power in the U.S. Within 6 years, the strongest country in the world will have fallen.
The D.E.R.P. will take over the entire world by 2095. All humans will be a rare species, sometimes being seen on the lawns of grass lenient Rad-B's. Hunting Humans and eating their tender meat will be a pass time of many Rad-B's. It will also be a sport, with seasons to regulate the population of the Humans, but many Rad-B's will go against this law, and hunt them all year round.
The D.E.R.P. will take over the entire world by 2095. All humans will be a rare species, sometimes being seen on the lawns of grass lenient Rad-B's. Hunting Humans and eating their tender meat will be a pass time of many Rad-B's. It will also be a sport, with seasons to regulate the population of the Humans, but many Rad-B's will go against this law, and hunt them all year round.
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